''icarus laughed as he fell.
threw his head back and yelled into the winds; arms spread wide, teeth bared to the world.
(there is a certain beauty in setting the world on fire and watching from the centre of the flames.)''
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO
I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
do you ever get stressed about all the things you have to do and instead of doing the things you gotta do you kinda shut down and do nothing
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor